You know, just an occupational hazard. Thought it'd be a great idea to take on a giant dragon by myself. Well, with Toothless. He saved my life. I'd probably be dead without him.
In that we share a commonality. [ loki doesn't fight; loki sneaks around the fighting and does what he wants while said fighting is going on. ] Why the name, 'Toothless'?
[He almost doesn't want to admit he might have so something in common with Loki, but he knows of his own tricky tendencies and can't exactly deny the similarities.]
Retractable teeth. But yeah, don't let the name fool you, they're definitely there and sharp.
Actually, I figured you were just some poor homeless guy who found a way to lure me in with the whole "god" thing and just wanted a meal. Felt kind of bad for you.
My name doesn't exactly mean people are bandying about generosity whenever it gets mentioned. I might have lied about that, of course, but I like being me. I go to great pains to be.
Well as unbelievable as most of what you've said has been, it doesn't really sound like you're lying. I hardly doubt there's much you can get from me by doing so anyway.
Except a free meal. [ zing. a shiver of magic, and loki turns very feminine. ] I could always reward you with a nicer view while we sit here, if that's more your thing.
We're going about this all wrong, of course. We might reverse it: breakfast followed by lazy morning sex, then aggressive screwing before a wild night on the town.
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Who took your leg before?
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[ he gets that whole thing. ]
So you ride dragons and fight them? Quite the striking warrior.
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I'm better at trying to avoid fighting more than anything else.
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Retractable teeth. But yeah, don't let the name fool you, they're definitely there and sharp.
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[ (he rly will.) he sits up a little. ]
What about you, Hiccup? Am I to assume you regularly allow yourself to be sequestered away by rogue gods for random dates? Suddenly I feel so cheap.
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My name doesn't exactly mean people are bandying about generosity whenever it gets mentioned. I might have lied about that, of course, but I like being me. I go to great pains to be.
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[Just saying.]
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Uh, no. No. That's okay. You can just be yourself. I don't mind.
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[ said as he bleeeeeeends back into his original form. AHA. ]
Unnerved, little Viking?
[ his favourite nickname, yes. ]
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[And looking strangely hot.....]
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HAVE A FOX. ]
Just to be clear, this bothers you?
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It's just weird to watch your date literally mold into different shapes in front of you.
[Is this even still a date?]
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You should get used to the weird and wonderful if you intend to show a god a good time.
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That's not what I meant.
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Did you think I meant something untoward, Hiccup? Is that where your mind went?
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My mind's in a very tame place right now, I promise.
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We're going about this all wrong, of course. We might reverse it: breakfast followed by lazy morning sex, then aggressive screwing before a wild night on the town.
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