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[ikols]

Ah. I know my Midgardian wear is casual, but I wasn't aware to what degree.

[flightsuit]

Well, it worked the way you wanted it to, didn't it?

[ikols]

I suppose. [ he didn't want to look like a dumpster hobo!! ] You're a good person, doing this for me.

[flightsuit]

You're just someone that was hungry. I hardly think it makes me a good person just for making sure you're fed.

[ikols]

[ SWEET SUMMERCUP. ]

My name doesn't exactly mean people are bandying about generosity whenever it gets mentioned. I might have lied about that, of course, but I like being me. I go to great pains to be.

[flightsuit]

Well as unbelievable as most of what you've said has been, it doesn't really sound like you're lying. I hardly doubt there's much you can get from me by doing so anyway.

[Just saying.]

[ikols]

Except a free meal. [ zing. a shiver of magic, and loki turns very feminine. ] I could always reward you with a nicer view while we sit here, if that's more your thing.

[flightsuit]

[OKAY THAT'S WEIRD]

Uh, no. No. That's okay. You can just be yourself. I don't mind.

[ikols]

I'm always myself.

[ said as he bleeeeeeends back into his original form. AHA. ]

Unnerved, little Viking?

[ his favourite nickname, yes. ]

[flightsuit]

No, just kind of... awkward to see you change that easily.

[And looking strangely hot.....]

[ikols]

[ fUCK he can't resist.

HAVE A FOX. ]

Just to be clear, this bothers you?

[flightsuit]

[WE'RE IN A DINER. STOP IT.]

It's just weird to watch your date literally mold into different shapes in front of you.

[Is this even still a date?]

[ikols]

[ oh. that shifts him back into his usual sleek appearance, a smile playing on his lips as he leans forward on folded arms. ]

You should get used to the weird and wonderful if you intend to show a god a good time.

[flightsuit]

[Oh wait.]

That's not what I meant.

[ikols]

[ :o ]

Did you think I meant something untoward, Hiccup? Is that where your mind went?

[flightsuit]

[Internally screaming. This is the worst.]

My mind's in a very tame place right now, I promise.

[ikols]

[ this is the BEST. ]

We're going about this all wrong, of course. We might reverse it: breakfast followed by lazy morning sex, then aggressive screwing before a wild night on the town.

[flightsuit]

[His face is burning. Sex with a god, what is thissss.]

You really have fun with all this jokester stuff, don't you?

[ikols]

Trickster. [ wrenching a bite off a sausage on his fork, nom. ] Thor's the one with all the consorts, you can relax.

[flightsuit]

[omg Loki don't go on about sex and then aggressively eat sausages, that is rude.]

Sorry. Trickster. And either way, aren't you married? What about Sigyn?

[ikols]

[ SNORTING. jeez, have a hand idly waving. ]

No, that's ... That isn't a Thing. Hasn't been for a long time. I was reborn, after a fashion, so I'm not the same god she married even though I'm myself.

[flightsuit]

Reborn? [Well, that's intriguing.]

Alright. Then who are you really? I mean, I only know what I've been taught, what my village has believed for however long. But since you're someone different all together, some strange man that's somehow managed to lure a lunch date out of me, then tell me — who is this Loki?

[ikols]

I'm me. You seem to be having trouble aligning that if I shapeshift or mention I died, but gods don't work like that, Hiccup. I'm Loki, I have been and ever will be. Think of me as a new iteration at my own behest.

[ murdering his own childself along the way, but that's a whole can of worms he doesn't want to open up over his pancakes tyvm. ]

I grew, I aged, I did all those things you've heard about, albeit with a bit of extra flair here and there most likely, and then when I died I happened to come back; a renewed cycle.

So I didn't do any of the things I definitely did do. Do you see?

[ hiccup did ask. ]

[flightsuit]

Sure, I guess that... makes sense. [Not really, but he's sure he'll make sense of it with time. Probably.]

All I'm saying is that I would just really like to know who you are based on this, on what I see now, who I'm meeting. I know from experience that it's best not to judge based on some old stories. I mean, they got dragons completely wrong, so I guess I'd just rather find out who you are based on the you now instead of whatever people have been cooking up about you for years. If that makes any sense.

[ikols]

I'm an exact duplicate I made of myself and I remember all the things he did, but it wasn't me that did them. Clearer?

[ hic. hiccc. ]