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[ikols]

I'll keep that in mind, dragon-rider.

[ (he rly will.) he sits up a little. ]

What about you, Hiccup? Am I to assume you regularly allow yourself to be sequestered away by rogue gods for random dates? Suddenly I feel so cheap.

[flightsuit]

Actually, I figured you were just some poor homeless guy who found a way to lure me in with the whole "god" thing and just wanted a meal. Felt kind of bad for you.

[ikols]

Ah. I know my Midgardian wear is casual, but I wasn't aware to what degree.

[flightsuit]

Well, it worked the way you wanted it to, didn't it?

[ikols]

I suppose. [ he didn't want to look like a dumpster hobo!! ] You're a good person, doing this for me.

[flightsuit]

You're just someone that was hungry. I hardly think it makes me a good person just for making sure you're fed.

[ikols]

[ SWEET SUMMERCUP. ]

My name doesn't exactly mean people are bandying about generosity whenever it gets mentioned. I might have lied about that, of course, but I like being me. I go to great pains to be.

[flightsuit]

Well as unbelievable as most of what you've said has been, it doesn't really sound like you're lying. I hardly doubt there's much you can get from me by doing so anyway.

[Just saying.]

[ikols]

Except a free meal. [ zing. a shiver of magic, and loki turns very feminine. ] I could always reward you with a nicer view while we sit here, if that's more your thing.

[flightsuit]

[OKAY THAT'S WEIRD]

Uh, no. No. That's okay. You can just be yourself. I don't mind.

[ikols]

I'm always myself.

[ said as he bleeeeeeends back into his original form. AHA. ]

Unnerved, little Viking?

[ his favourite nickname, yes. ]

[flightsuit]

No, just kind of... awkward to see you change that easily.

[And looking strangely hot.....]

[ikols]

[ fUCK he can't resist.

HAVE A FOX. ]

Just to be clear, this bothers you?

[flightsuit]

[WE'RE IN A DINER. STOP IT.]

It's just weird to watch your date literally mold into different shapes in front of you.

[Is this even still a date?]

[ikols]

[ oh. that shifts him back into his usual sleek appearance, a smile playing on his lips as he leans forward on folded arms. ]

You should get used to the weird and wonderful if you intend to show a god a good time.

[flightsuit]

[Oh wait.]

That's not what I meant.

[ikols]

[ :o ]

Did you think I meant something untoward, Hiccup? Is that where your mind went?

[flightsuit]

[Internally screaming. This is the worst.]

My mind's in a very tame place right now, I promise.

[ikols]

[ this is the BEST. ]

We're going about this all wrong, of course. We might reverse it: breakfast followed by lazy morning sex, then aggressive screwing before a wild night on the town.

[flightsuit]

[His face is burning. Sex with a god, what is thissss.]

You really have fun with all this jokester stuff, don't you?

[ikols]

Trickster. [ wrenching a bite off a sausage on his fork, nom. ] Thor's the one with all the consorts, you can relax.

[flightsuit]

[omg Loki don't go on about sex and then aggressively eat sausages, that is rude.]

Sorry. Trickster. And either way, aren't you married? What about Sigyn?

[ikols]

[ SNORTING. jeez, have a hand idly waving. ]

No, that's ... That isn't a Thing. Hasn't been for a long time. I was reborn, after a fashion, so I'm not the same god she married even though I'm myself.

[flightsuit]

Reborn? [Well, that's intriguing.]

Alright. Then who are you really? I mean, I only know what I've been taught, what my village has believed for however long. But since you're someone different all together, some strange man that's somehow managed to lure a lunch date out of me, then tell me — who is this Loki?

[ikols]

I'm me. You seem to be having trouble aligning that if I shapeshift or mention I died, but gods don't work like that, Hiccup. I'm Loki, I have been and ever will be. Think of me as a new iteration at my own behest.

[ murdering his own childself along the way, but that's a whole can of worms he doesn't want to open up over his pancakes tyvm. ]

I grew, I aged, I did all those things you've heard about, albeit with a bit of extra flair here and there most likely, and then when I died I happened to come back; a renewed cycle.

So I didn't do any of the things I definitely did do. Do you see?

[ hiccup did ask. ]