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[flightsuit]

Always a running crowd. Get yourself a dragon and you'll see it happen on a standard.

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[selfequipped]

I hate to break it to you, Hiccup, but those are probably marathons.

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[flightsuit]

What? No. Usually when people see a giant dragon come soaring towards them, they go the other way.

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[selfequipped]

Oh, so it's an impromptu marathon? You're doing a service for a lot of people!

[Improvising.]

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[flightsuit]

Why pay a gym when they've got me? I should work as the face for exercise.

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[selfequipped]

You know, they always are looking for imPorts who are willing to model. You can probably get some sweet new clothes out of it.

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[flightsuit]

Uh, model? Not sure they'd really wanna flaunt the peg leg guy.

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[selfequipped]

You could actually be an inspiration.

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[flightsuit]

I still don't think I'm the picturesque type.
Besides, get this face plastered everywhere, you'll get an attack of swooning.
Wouldn't want that, right?

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[selfequipped]

Well, you're not really my type.

But maybe?

Maybe I should ask Verity.