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[selfimage]

Ugh, do you have to ask me that like I'm LYING to you? I'm offended. >:(

[flightsuit]

I have good reason to stay cautious around YOU. And it's very different from what I know about music, so I'm a little skeptical, yes.

[selfimage]

I don't have to remind you that what you know about music can be measured in strings and folklore?

[flightsuit]

True enough. Is there enough any strings in this anymore? This sounds like wild noises Terrible Terrors would make if they could actually spew out words.

[selfimage]

It's an acquired taste, I'll admit, but it's catchy. Do a little jig around your living space, I'm sure you'll find it up for consideration when it comes to pleasant earworms.

[flightsuit]

What? I'm supposed to dance around my apartment to this stuff? I hardly ever even danced to the stuff I'm USED to.

[selfimage]

You certainly seem like a blast at parties.

Yes, yes, ofc you dance. Wiggle your butt, put your hands up, feel the music.

[flightsuit]

Oh, right. Sorry that I wasn't the wild child chugging on mead and hopping on a foot as the crowd hollered.

Is that what YOU do?

[selfimage]

You haven't taken that invitation to the club yet, have you? Or you'd know the answer to that. ;)

[flightsuit]

I guess I should pay you a visit pretty soon then, huh?

[selfimage]

You should. I could change my mind, I'm famously capricious.

[flightsuit]

Oh no! Then I should hop on my loyal steed-dragon and soar with speed before the great Loki shuns me from his club lair.

[selfimage]

Ah- yes. Announce it just like that when you make it there

[flightsuit]

Done deal. I'll do just that and grace you with the presence of your faithful Viking as soon as possible.

[selfimage]

I'll even wave the door fee if you bring the dragon.

[1/2]

[flightsuit]

Do you really think I /wouldn't/ bring Toothless?

[2/2]

[flightsuit]

Wait, I would've been charged a door fee!?

[Does being one of your olde worshippers not count for something?]

[selfimage]

[ no imports are charged a door fee, but ... ]

I do have a business to run.

[flightsuit]

Right. Business. Money. That sort of thing. I guess having you as a patron god doesn't give me special treatment.

[selfimage]

Free admission with dragon is totally special treatment.

[flightsuit]

Everyone's always all about the dragon, aren't they? Sounds like something I better get used to.

[selfimage]

I suppose when you have a dragon you've always got a +1. :)

[flightsuit]

I'll make a note of that in my "life lessons from the patron god" handbook.

[selfimage]

[ and he wonders "how long until you reconsider, Hiccup?" let's find out. ]

If you're documenting it I can think of a few more worth their weight in gold. Here's another! A smiley emote can be used both to indicate a smile, and a passive aggressive statement.

Life long lessons from a patron god.

[flightsuit]

Double standards in text writing. Leaving you in a win-win situation. Very sound advice.

[Is he buying this? Who knows at this point.]